bombshells and bombardiers
claudette clevage
Current owner and operator of Bombs Away Cabaret...a kinky taskmistress who gets the shows up and running while keeping the bombshells and bombardiers in line!
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lotta hart
Raised in Utah in a Mormon household, Lotta is sweet but a bit gullible and easily confused. The dancer and choreographer of Bombs Away Cabaret.
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ophelia bottome
Ophelia Bottome took the European opera scene by storm, caused a scandal, and stormed right back out. Now she is determined to reach stardom the American way: by simply being rich and misbehaving. Born to English nobility in Soggy Bottome, England, Ophelia enjoys long walks on a paparazzi-favored beach, romantic dinners by flash-bulb light, and making a grand entrance. Concerning allegations about her affair with the former prime minister, she is the queen of mum until properly marinated in Beefeater gin.
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iona traylor
Iona Traylor hails from her family's farm in Hollar, West Virginia. She desired a more glamorous life and taught herself to dance and sing, practicing out in the pasture with her beloved (and belated) donkey, Imogene.
Fed up with performing for farm animals, Iona took a cue from her hero, Dolly Parton, and left home to seek stardom (but couldn't afford the boob job). She drove until her car ran out of gas and found herself a spotlight in the Cesspool of Sin. |
phil d. honeypot
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rod o'steele
Rod O’Steele hails from Long Island, New York, where he perfected the art of the guilty conscience. Though he was a star student at his Ivy League school, a controversial trade agreement in payment for his rhinoplasty ended his academic career. Rod put his culturally-instilled aptitude for manipulation to work in politics. While he worked long and hard on Dick Cheney’s staff, he was ultimately fired for arranging dates between conservative politicians and undercover policemen in bathroom stalls. Rod ran to Bombs Away, where he bosses around his co-stars. He firmly believes in hard work, so long as someone else is doing it.
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anna-may dewitt
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bombshells and bombardiers who came before...
Ivana staboVIch
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robin d. cradle
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anita bigbrek
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bernadette housedown
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Moira lee depraved
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miss moxie
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Annette worth
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ruby kinkay
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trixie & lucky
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